zombie job

Chapter 48 is a pervert

"Let's not talk about this for now." Wu Jin pointed to his own teeth.

Under normal circumstances, Wu Jin's teeth are nothing special, but: "Yesterday I was rather excited that the canine teeth were exposed. Fortunately, Yin Yinming..."

The director interrupted what Wu Jin was about to say: "We caught one of that wooden puppet bird."

Wu Jin can't be allowed to continue talking, otherwise everyone will be embarrassed.

The director took out a sparrow from the drawer. The sparrow was carved very finely, with distinct feathers, but if you look closely, you can find that the lines on its body are all carved out, and the pair of bead eyes are not glamorous.

"Gong Wen didn't do this." Wu Jin said.

He does not judge by the carver, but by the smell.He remembered the smell of those wooden puppets very clearly.

"Indeed." Yin Yinming.

The things Gong Wen made are actually not elaborate, but after success, the puppet will become a real human being or object.

until destroyed.

It's like the wooden puppet of the Wuxiang ghost whose hand was cut off by Yin Yinming and fell to the ground and became a wooden carving thing.

And no matter how delicate this thing is, it can't change the fact that it is wood.

This thing is a poor imitation, probably made by Qiu Wenting's imitation.

Being copycat, no wonder Gong Wen hates Qiu Wenting, probably apart from his disdain for the other party's character, there is also inexplicable unhappiness about being copycat.

"Although it's an imitation, the fact that it can be made shows that Qiu Wenting is not an easy guy." Yin Yinming looked at the bird, which hadn't been destroyed yet, and its feet were twitching slightly.

"Can you find Qiu Wenting with this thing?" the director asked.

"I still need to know his birth date." Yin Yinming frowned at this point.

People who are familiar with some Taoism will know how important things like birth date and horoscope are.

Yin Yinming can go to Xiuhong to ask, but the question is, is the birthday horoscope that Xiuhong knows true?

Qiu Wenting doesn't love his spouse, so what's the matter, could he tell the other party about this kind of death?

Just as Yin Yinming thought, they contacted Xiuhong afterwards, and Yin Yinming tried after asking, but failed.

Bazi is false.

Afterwards, Yin Taboo asked a few more possible days, such as Qiu Wenting's several big events, all of which failed.

When he was about to try for the sixth time, Wu Jin seemed to sense something, stood up abruptly, and snatched the wooden bird from Yin Yinming's hand.

Then with a bang, the bird exploded in Wu Jin's hand, and Wu Jin's long hair was floated by the air current, but the expression on his face was not very rich.

Wu Jin sensed that something was wrong with his breath in an instant. Of course, Yin Tabing couldn't be injured at this level, Wu Jin just acted subconsciously.

Wu Jin held the wooden bird tightly while grabbing it, otherwise the explosion might affect the whole office.

"Wu Jin!" Yin Tabing got up in a panic, grabbed Wu Jin's arm, and checked whether Wu Jin was injured.

Of course it didn't, Wu Jin didn't even feel any real pain, he just got angry: "This Qiu Wenting is such a jerk."

He let go of his hand, and there was still the remains of the wooden bird in his hand, and a piece of silk cloth?

Silk cloth?When they saw this thing, Wu Jin and Yin Tabing were stunned for a moment, the main reason was that the explosion was quite loud just now, and this thing was not blown to pieces?

Yin Yinming took the piece of silk cloth from Wu Jin's palm and unfolded it. This piece of silk cloth is quite light, and there are words written on it.

After Yin Taboo watched it for a while, his face darkened immediately, and Wu Jin leaned over to watch it together.

"What was written?" asked the chief.

"You are simply the most perfect existence in this world..." Wu Jin said word by word, "I can't wait to meet you, my dear... er, Wu Jin?!"

Wu Jin's tone changed when he said the last two words, and he shivered with a weird expression: "This is a pervert." Wu Jin was very sure.

"Qiu Wenting turned his wife into a zombie, and his wife has no conflict of interest with him." Yin Yinming handed the silk cloth to the chief, and after the chief had read it, Yin Yinming handed the silk on it to the director. It was taken down.

Yin Yinming is very irritable now, but on the surface he is still very calm, at least he refrained from burning this thing: "There are words written by him on it, I will try again."

"I'll call the white wolf over." Wu Jin suddenly remembered something.

He ran out and went to the training room to catch the white wolf who was fighting with Lang Zheng.

The white wolf was brought up by Wu Jin with a bewildered expression.

"Let's do the math." Wu Jin pushed the white wolf onto the sofa, "The year of Qiu Wenting's birth should not be a problem."

Wu Jin knows how to calculate, the old man has taught him that there is no problem in forming hexagrams.

According to the other party's name and the year, month, and day when the other party made some major events, Wu Jin roughly calculated some days, and then wrote them down on the note.Knead into a paper ball, put it in a cup and shake it twice.

"Father?" Bai Lang tilted his head in confusion, "What's wrong?"

"Draw one." Wu Jin handed the cup to White Wolf, "Draw a paper ball."

Eh?The white wolf was stunned, he blinked his eyes twice in confusion, although he didn't understand what Wu Jin meant, he still picked up a ball of paper as he said.

Wu Jin unfolded the ball of paper and handed it to Yin Yinming: "Try it."

"The white wolf's luck is good luck, but this is considered a small probability event." The director shook his head in disapproval, "This kind of feudal superstition..."

"It's done." The silk thread in Yin Yinming's hand flew out of the window and flew towards a certain direction.

The chief fell silent.

"Huh?" White Wolf still didn't know what happened.

"White wolf." The director looked at the white wolf and said seriously, "From now on, you will be the mascot of our Bureau of Abnormalities."

"Okay." White Wolf nodded. Although he didn't know what the mascot should do, he was very happy to have a new job.

Sometimes the luck of the white wolf is really metaphysical.

……

Sitting on the sofa at home, Qiu Wenting opened his eyes and looked out the window: "It was discovered."

He got up, but when he got up, his neck was held down.

It's Yin Yinming.

In fact, it was Wu Jin who teleported over with Yin Yinming himself, but when Wu Jin was about to make a move, Yin Yinming slapped him away.

Yin Taboo firmly held down the back of the opponent's neck, and pushed him to the ground.

And Wu Jin looked around the surrounding environment, and exclaimed: "This guy is actually a rich man."

The place is beautifully decorated and there are oil paintings on the walls.

After Wu Jin looked around, he turned to Qiu Wenting who was pinned to the ground.

This guy looks like a dog, and he still wears gold-rimmed glasses on his face, but Qiu Wenting's eyes on Yin Yinming are not so right.

How should I put it, Qiu Wenting's face was red, and he felt very excited when he was pressed to the ground by Yin Yinming, and his excited breathing was heavy.

Wu Jin fucked, quickly pulled Yin Yinming away, then kicked Qiu Wenting away, kicked Qiu Wenting away, Qiu Wenting hit the corner of the table, and fell to the ground with a muffled groan.

"It's so beautiful." Qiu Wenting struggled twice, but failed to get up, he just looked at Yin Yinming and Wu Jin, "It's so beautiful."

"Pervert!" Wu Jin scolded, "Are you crazy?!"

"I don't have any." Qiu Wenting picked up the glasses that flew out of him, "I just simply like strong existences, and it would be better if they were not living things."

Yin Yinming's body is Yuxi, and Wu Jin is a zombie, neither of them can be regarded as a serious living person.

This guy Qiu Wenting was panting heavily while talking, and he seemed really excited: "You can't kill me, those zombies and living corpses will speed up the fuck after I die." He said, still laughing.

Wu Jin's expression became more and more disgusted, he took Yin Yuming's hand that had touched Qiu Wenting, took out a tissue from his pocket, and wiped it vigorously for Yin Yuming.

This guy is really a pure pervert!

"As soon as I die, Shenxianwan will speed up the power grabbing of those living and zombies." Qiu Wenting wiped the corner of his mouth, got up, but didn't run away, still looking at Wu Jin and Yin Taboo with obsessive eyes Ming.

"I can't create such a perfect existence as you." Qiu Wenting was still laughing, panting while laughing, "Are you going to kill me?" This guy seemed to be looking forward to it.

Yin Yinming finally knew why this guy was hanging out with Wuxiang ghost.

And Gong asked why he hated this guy so much.

This thing is completely insane, it is estimated that there is something wrong with the brain.

This kind of neuropathy doesn't care about human or non-human, or this guy may prefer non-human.

It's just that his liking is quite perverted.

The way Qiu Wenting looked at Wu Jin and Yin Yuming was genuinely obsessed, and he also genuinely expected Wu Jin and Yin Yinming to kill him.

"If you don't do it, then I will do it." Qiu Wenting raised his hand, there was a ring on his ring finger, and Qiu Wenting pressed it.

The ring deformed and turned into a sword.

Wu Jin saw that the sword was quite familiar, and then took a closer look, good guy, this thing is the weapon of Yin Yinming from the cottage.

Qiu Wenting has never seen Yin Yuming's sword, so he probably learned about this counterfeit thing from the Phaseless Ghost.

Qiu Wenting slashed down with a sword with a smile. Judging from his movements, he knew that he didn't often use weapons.

He slashed at Wu Jin who was standing still, and with a click, the sword shattered.

Qiu Wenting, who was originally smiling obsessively, was taken aback for a moment.

Wu Jin still didn't move: "Do you think that if we can't do anything to you for the time being, you can kill us instead?"

The smile on Qiu Wenting's face grew wider, and the blush on his face became even more intense: "You are really powerful, very powerful." He was so excited that he seemed to be out of breath soon.

"Ah, this power beyond imagination, ah~"

Wu Jin: ...

Wu Jin backed away silently, walked to Yin Tabing's side and stood next to Yin Tabing.

The sword didn't hurt Wu Jin in the slightest, but Wu Jin was still afraid.

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