zombie job

Chapter 46 He is still a child

"Wu Jin is so happy today." Some colleagues couldn't help sighing when they saw Wu Jin's cheerful and optimistic smile.

This guy really looks less and less like a zombie.

Everyone watched Wu Jinhe humming and turning around, Wu Jin hummed very well, after all, this guy has a good voice.

But: "Why do I feel that the song he hums is very familiar?" Some colleagues wondered.

"Normal." Lang Zheng glanced at Wu Jin who was singing, "He's singing well."

"No wonder." Everyone nodded, and then they all froze, wait!Good day? !Why can Wu Jin hum the song of good life so melodiously!

Wu Jin walked past them humming a song, it was lunch break time, Wu Jin went to the tea room to dig a couple of ice cream balls, this is their snack in the tea room, free of charge.

He gave the ice cream to Yin Yuming, Wu Jin sat down beside Yin Yuming, propped his head with one hand, and looked at Yin Yuming with a smile.

Yin Yinming: ...

For some reason, he didn't dare to move when Wu Jin stared at him like this.

"Hey hey." Wu Jin was laughing.

What Wu Jin sees is pleasing to the eye now, even Teddy, who is happily hugging a telephone pole by the roadside, is cute.

The eyes of the stone lion at the door seem to be bigger and cuter than before. In short, this world is very beautiful, especially Yin Yinming.

Why is Yin Yinming so good-looking?

The whole person seemed to be glowing: "Hey hey hey hey."

Wu Jin kept laughing lowly, Yin Yinming's hands were trembling.

The two indulged yesterday, but when Yin Yuming and Wu Jin went out together today, Yin Yuming discovered something was wrong.

Although it's not very good to say this, but today's Wu Jin is like a big golden retriever, smiling all the time, walking on the road with a smile on his face.

This kind of real happiness has also infected many people.

On the way to work, Wu Jin walked briskly, dragging Yin Yuming forward with one hand, stopping occasionally, retracting the corners of his mouth slightly, and looking sideways at Yin Yuming.

After confirming that Yin Yuming was by his side, he was in a good mood and faced the world happily with a happy face...

If the mood can materialize, it is estimated that there will be a few pink flowers around Wu Jin.

Just like Wu Jin looked at Yin Yinming at this moment.

Yin Yinming scooped up a spoonful of ice cream and put it in his mouth, Wu Jin immediately asked, "Is it delicious?"

"Delicious." Yin Yinming was still stiff.

What the hell is going on now?

Many colleagues looked at them.

"I always feel..." A male colleague with a short cut took a sip of tea, suppressed his shock, and then continued: "I always feel that Wu Jin's whole body is about to glow."

Wu Jin seemed to notice their gaze, turned around and smiled at them.

So dazzling.

Everyone watched blankly and couldn't help squinting their eyes.

"He really doesn't look like a zombie." A female colleague sighed again.

The male colleague nodded in agreement: "I also want such a partner."

Everyone looked at him, and Yin Taboo, who was eating ice cream awkwardly, also looked at him, raised his eyebrows, obviously very upset.

"I mean a woman with such a personality." The male colleague quickly clarified.

Yin Yinming turned his head away again.

It turned out that Yin Yinming could hear them talking all the time? !

After Yin Yinming finished eating the ice cream, the director called the two of them to the office again.

After the two sat down, the director said slowly: "Are you asleep?"

All of a sudden, Yin Yinming's eyes widened, and he looked at the director in disbelief, never expecting that the director would say such a thing directly.

"I don't know what you mean..." Yin Yuming crossed his legs and leaned back, "I told you about our relationship before, how could it develop so quickly?"

Yin Yuming didn't know how the director saw it, but the director was a little kid that Yin Tabming watched and grew up, and Yin Tabming didn't want to be looked down upon by this kind of kid at all.

Although this little kid has more experience in certain things than himself.

But before Yin Yinming could continue speaking, Wu Jin said, "How did you find out?"

Yin Yinming: ...

The director sighed, and smiled helplessly: "You look too happy today, too happy."

Yesterday, it was as if they were at odds, but today they reconciled, and Wu Jin's face is still full of happiness, which is too obvious.

It's pretty good, the director thought to himself, he originally thought that Wu Jin was unreliable, but now it seems... Although he is not very prudent, he is indeed a person worthy of entrustment.

Ah, his teacher who has been alone for 3000 years is getting married too.

"I don't know what's going on in your mind right now, but you forget it right away!" Yin Yinming said with a sullen face, "Is that why you called me here?"

Wu Jin looked at Yin Yuming, and couldn't help sighing in a low voice: "You look good when you're angry."

Yin Yinming who can hear: ...

Damn, the momentum was suddenly interrupted.

Yin Yinming looked at Wu Jin who was beside him, Wu Jin saw him look over, and smiled a little bigger.

Forget it, these have nothing to do with Wu Jin, don't blame Wu Jin.

After all, Wu Jin is very happy every day, but today is a bit exaggerated, which doesn't mean anything.

It's just that these people are too perceptive.

Tsk, is sharpness used on these things?Not doing business.

"Ahem, of course it's not just this one thing, there's more." The director coughed twice with his fist on his lips, and he had already noticed Yin Yinming's dislike for him, "Xiuhong has received the immortal pill, she was the one who received it yesterday." The message I called personally has not been leaked yet.”

Yin Yinming may have an inner ghost. After all, they have been on missions for several times, and the phaseless ghost can get specific news about them in a short time.

They cooperated with Xiuhong and didn't want to kill each other, so Xiuhong and the director contacted alone, bypassing the people below?

"Did you receive the Shenxian Pill? How did you receive it?" Yin Yinming finally got serious, his expression became serious.

"It was handed over by a little wooden bird, and that little wooden bird opened its mouth to speak human words." The director's expression was quite serious when he said this, "The little wooden bird told Xiuhong that if she wants to forget For everything, you can try Shenxian Pill."

"This is too hasty." Yin Yuming frowned, "It's just so simple, how could we not find out for so long?"

"So I suspect that this is also a trial." The director told Yin Yinming his thoughts, "After all, the other party should already know about the investigation of Shenxianwan by the Bureau of Abnormalities."

And when they know that their behavior may have been exposed, the most important thing for the other party to do is to stand still.Instead of shooting directly without fully understanding the opponent's details.

After all, Xiuhong only showed up the next day, so it's unreasonable to be reckless at this time.

"Maybe it's because you have nothing to worry about." Yin Yin Ming's face was not very good-looking, "It doesn't matter if it is exposed, after all these years, the other party may have harvested a lot with this ghost thing called Shenxian Pill."

Just like the original Jade Dragon Sword.

Shenxianwan is highly addictive to zombies and living corpses, after all, everyone wants to escape from reality.

"We have already started to gather those zombies and living corpses with Shenxian Pills." The director sighed without knowing what he thought of when he said this, "They don't want to quit that thing."

Those zombies and living corpses feel that it is their freedom to escape from reality, and it doesn't matter to them even if they lose their lives because of this, they have lived enough anyway.

But the Alien Administration must be responsible to humans.

Zombies may go berserk and hurt people after taking the Immortal Pill for a long time, so most of the time they have to take forceful measures.

"So I was thinking." When the director said this, he looked at Wu Jin, "Can Wu Jin show up?"

Wu Jin, who was staring at Yin Yinming and smiling sideways, suddenly heard his name, was taken aback for a moment, turned his head to look at the chief, and pointed to his face: "Me?"

"That's right, it's you." The director nodded, "There's no need to help catch the zombies, after all, there are quite a lot of people, I just want you to show up..." The director thinks that Wu Jin is the dead king no matter what, those guys don't care anymore. No matter what, he dared not resist Wu Jin.

"I can help you catch it." Wu Jin interrupted the director, "I can let my daughter go."

"Where did you get your daughter?" Yin Taboo asked suspiciously.

"This." Wu Jin took out a group of paper figurines the size of fingernails from his pocket and threw them on the ground. The figurines immediately became one meter tall.

"Hee hee hee hee." Some villains were chattering loudly, while others were silent.

It was obvious that the silent group was stained with Yin Taboo's blood.

And the group of chattering people and the group of paper puppet people holding hands with each other.

I don't know if it was influenced by their owners, but these two things were still holding hands after they came out.

"You can send these over." Wu Jin pointed to the group of paper figurines very generously, "Send them over to help catch zombies."

And most zombies can't beat a paper puppet at all. To be on the safe side, you can send a few more to each place.

"Send it over?" The director asked in surprise.

Wu Jin nodded, and then said a little puzzled: "What's the problem? These guys are bamboo strips and paper, not prohibited items."

"No problem," the director shook his head, thinking that this method is quite modern.

But Wu Jin's proposal is indeed useful.

Then the director asked Wu Jin how many paper figurines he had, but Wu Jin didn't know the answer, he didn't count them.

This kind of thing was taught by the old man, and occasionally the old man would make this thing with him when he was bored. After more than [-] years, the number is quite considerable.

After hearing this, the director breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably, and secretly sighed that it was fortunate that Wu Jin was not on the opposite side of them.

You must know that Wu Jin's paper puppet is more terrifying than a ghost.It's just because it's placed on Wu Jin's side, there is a comparison of strength, so the paper puppet is still a little petite and cute.

Of course, Wu Jin's suggestion was accepted by the director, and he arranged for someone to pack the paper figurines provided by Wu Jin and send them to their destinations one by one.

While the colleagues were packing paper to tie up the villain, Yin Yuming and Wu Jin received a call from Xiuhong. It was probably the director's order that Xiuhong didn't contact them yesterday.

But today when Yin Yinming answered the phone, it was a man's voice: "Mr. Yin, long time no see."

"It's from the puppet family?" Yin Taboo recognized the other party's voice.

"Yes." The person on the opposite side was silent for a while, "Shall we meet? Find a place."

Wu Jin could hear the other party's voice, and was a little surprised at the other party's peace.

"I thought you were dead." Yin Yinming was not polite.

"I'm lucky to be alive." The voice of the puppet family's successor still didn't fluctuate too much, "Shall we meet? You can report to the Bureau of Abnormalities and bring that zombie with you."

that zombie?Wu Jin was stunned for a moment before realizing that the zombie was referring to himself.

"Yes." Yin Yuming agreed, and now Yin Yuming will not be affected by that kind of power at all.

After all, that thing has become a part of himself, although it still has the aura of Wu Jin, which is very obvious, but it is obvious that he will not attack Yin Taboo.

The heir of the puppet family can also be regarded as an old friend of Yin Yuming. If possible, Yin Yuming still wants to find out what the purpose of this guy is.

Yin Yinming went to talk to the director, and then took Wu Jin to the banquet.

The place where the puppet's family heir made an appointment was a milk tea shop, which was quite trendy.

After Wu Jin followed Yin Yuming in, he saw the reserved Xiuhong at a glance.

Xiuhong sat awkwardly next to the heir of the puppet family, and almost cried out of excitement after seeing Wu Jin.

She originally thought that all she had to do was try to break into the enemy's interior and be a good spy. Who would have thought that she didn't have this talent at all, and was discovered so quickly.

And the man sitting next to Xiuhong looks quite special.

That man had a turquoise line from the corner of his mouth to behind his ears, which looked like a tattoo, but Wu Jin always felt that this thing could be opened.

After all, there is a line in the middle of this man's face, which extends from the hairline to the center of the eyebrows, and finally lands on the bead of the upper lip.

On the man's chin, there is also a tattoo of the word "deceitful".

This man had dark circles under his eyes, and his whole demeanor was quite gloomy. Anyway, he looked more like a zombie than Wu Jin.

But this man is quite good-looking, with a little red tear mole under the end of each eye, which has a strange beauty.

After seeing Yin Yuming, the man got up and looked at Yin Yuming for a long time before nodding: "Mr. Yin, you are here."

After speaking, he sat back and ordered something to the waiter with a gloomy face.

"Why did you make yourself look like this?" Yin Taboo took Wu Jin to sit across from the man, and after he finished speaking, he called out the man's name, "Gong asked."

The man known as Gong Wen sighed: "It's a long story." After he finished speaking, he looked at Wu Jin with a gloomy look, "Long time no see."

"Have we met?" Wu Jin thought about it for a while, and then remembered that there seemed to be such a person who occasionally came to the old man's side. Wu Jin said oh, and changed his words: "Long time no see."

Gong Wen fell silent again, holding the cup of pearl milk tea in front of him, as if lost in thought.

Yin Tabing continued to ask: "You should be dead." When he said this, he opened something like an enchantment, and the people around couldn't hear what they were saying.

"I am indeed dead." Gong Wen nodded, and he pointed to the lines on his face, "The upper half of my face can be opened left and right, and now I am no different from those wooden puppets I created."

"Mr. Yin, I want to see you." When Gong Wen said this, he suddenly let out a surprise and tilted his head, "Is it our illusion? Why do I feel that your breath is not right?"

Yin Yinming, who has a witch-like aura on his body: ...

"Your nose is out of order." Yin Yinming said, "Again, what do you want to see me for?"

"Ah? Oh." Gong Wen touched his nose, and he also felt that something was wrong with his nose, otherwise why would he be able to smell Wu Jin on Yin Tabing.

It's almost as if two people have come into contact with each other through a negative distance.

Haha, that's absolutely impossible.You must know that there is a age difference of more than 2000 years between Wu Jin and Yin Yinming, and the species of each jade seal and zombie are different.

Sure enough, there was something wrong with his nose.

"I want to see you because I want to talk to you." Gong Wen blinked twice, "Talk about what we want to do."

"Whether you agree or not, the world does not need non-human beings."

"Who stipulated it?" Yin Yinming asked back.

"I mean, from the human point of view." Gong Wen lowered his eyes, "Be more selfish and don't engage in big fusion. Whether it is the existence of living corpses, zombies or fierce ghosts and monsters, it is very important to human beings." threaten."

"You're right." Yin Yin Ming nodded, "But don't you think you are the biggest threat to humans right now?"

"It's only temporary." Gong Wen didn't deny Yin Tabing's statement, "All this will end, Mr. Yin, you should understand what I mean after you have guarded human beings for so long."

"If non-human beings can disappear completely, then Mr. Yin." Gong Wen looked at Yin Yinming, "Your mission is also completed."

"Living is a kind of pain for you, isn't it?" Gong asked again.

"You fart." Wu Jin interrupted him, "Whether my dear wants to live, it's your turn to judge?" What does it mean to live is also a kind of pain?

Yin Yinming was obviously very happy with him.

Gong Wen opened his eyes wide in surprise and blinked.

Yin Taboo rubbed his eyebrows, knowing that Wu Jin had started again.

Wu Jin made a cut, crossed his arms around his chest, and leaned back tactically: "What do you know? Good guy, what is Yin Yinming's mission completed?"

"Why is your mouth so annoying?"

Gong Wen was at a loss for words now.

He looked at Yin Yinming, and said incredulously, "You and Wu Jin...you...my nose is not broken, right?!"

When he said this, his tone changed: "Wu Jin is only over 1000 years old, and he is younger than me." Moreover, Wu Jin was raised by their mutual friend.

In Gong Wen's place, Wu Jin has always been regarded as a junior.

And Gong Wen has always regarded Yin Yin as a senior.

It's like being able to be with your nephew one day with someone you call "grandpa".

Yin Yin Ming was about to speak, but was interrupted by Wu Jin: "I have found a partner who is younger than you, and even Yin Yin Ming, who is older than you, has found a partner."

"This question is more complicated." Yin Yinming coughed in embarrassment.

Wu Jin was still dissatisfied: "I like him so much, how dare you say in front of me that he has had enough? Do you know who he is?!"

Gong asked: ...

Yin Yinming is still helpless: "He is relatively young and has a childish personality, so he is more impulsive."

With Yin Tabing's permission, everyone in the Bureau of Different Administration who monitored this side also fell silent.

Lang Zheng and Qin Lulu looked at the oldest deputy director here, who was stunned for a moment: "What are you looking at me for? I'm only in my 40s or [-]s this year."

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